ptr.pet
1{ pkgs, ... }:
2let
3 index = pkgs.writeText "index.txt" ''
4 hi there~
5
6 you are currently interfacing with one of the data endpoints
7 of entity with serial id /90008/. you may want to open a
8 connection to https://gaze.systems/about for more data.
9
10 /discord 90.008/
11 /bsky @poor.dog/
12 /email 90008@gaze.systems/
13
14 /dig +short TXT 9.0.0.0.8.e.f.1.5.0.7.4.0.1.0.0.2.ip6.arpa/
15 '';
16 root = pkgs.runCommand "root" { } ''
17 mkdir -p $out
18 ln -s ${index} $out/index.txt
19 '';
20in
21{
22 services.nginx.virtualHosts."9.0.0.0.8.e.f.1.5.0.7.4.0.1.0.0.2.ip6.arpa" = {
23 inherit root;
24 locations."/".index = "index.txt";
25 quic = true;
26 kTLS = true;
27 };
28}