Bee Movie Script
1According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
2Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
3The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
4Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
5Ooh, black and yellow!
6Let's shake it up a little.
7Barry! Breakfast is ready!
8Coming!
9Hang on a second.
10Hello?
11Barry?
12Adam?
13Can you believe this is happening?
14I can't.
15I'll pick you up.
16Looking sharp.
17Use the stairs, Your father paid good money for those.
18Sorry. I'm excited.
19Here's the graduate.
20We're very proud of you, son.
21A perfect report card, all B's.
22Very proud.
23Ma! I got a thing going here.
24You got lint on your fuzz.
25Ow! That's me!
26Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
27Bye!
28Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!
29Hey, Adam.
30Hey, Barry.
31Is that fuzz gel?
32A little. Special day, graduation.
33Never thought I'd make it.
34Three days grade school, three days high school.
35Those were awkward.
36Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around The Hive.
37You did come back different.
38Hi, Barry. Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
39Hear about Frankie?
40Yeah.
41You going to the funeral?
42No, I'm not going.
43Everybody knows, sting someone, you die.
44Don't waste it on a squirrel.
45Such a hothead.
46I guess he could have just gotten out of the way.
47I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day.
48That's why we don't need vacations.
49Boy, quite a bit of pomp under the circumstances.
50Well, Adam, today we are men.
51We are!
52Bee-men.
53Amen!
54Hallelujah!
55Students, faculty, distinguished bees,
56please welcome Dean Buzzwell.
57Welcome, New Hive City graduating class of 9:15.
58That concludes our ceremonies And begins your career at Honex Industries!
59Will we pick our job today?
60I heard it's just orientation.
61Heads up! Here we go.
62Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times.
63Wonder what it'll be like?
64A little scary.
65Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group.
66This is it!
67Wow.
68Wow.
69We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life.
70Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to The Hive.
71Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey!
72That girl was hot.
73She's my cousin!
74She is?
75Yes, we're all cousins.
76Right. You're right.
77At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence.
78These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology.
79What do you think he makes?
80Not enough.
81Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman.
82What does that do?
83Catches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it.
84Saves us millions.
85Can anyone work on the Krelman?
86Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones.
87But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot.
88But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life.
89The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that.
90What's the difference?
91You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years.
92So you'll just work us to death?
93We'll sure try.
94Wow! That blew my mind!
95"What's the difference?"
96How can you say that?
97One job forever?
98That's an insane choice to have to make.
99I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life.
100But, Adam, how could they never have told us that?
101Why would you question anything? We're bees.
102We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth.
103You ever think maybe things work a little too well here?
104Like what? Give me one example.
105I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about.
106Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach.
107Wait a second. Check it out.
108Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!
109Wow.
110I've never seen them this close.
111They know what it's like outside The Hive.
112Yeah, but some don't come back.
113Hey, Jocks!
114Hi, Jocks!
115You guys did great!
116You're monsters!
117You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!
118I wonder where they were.
119I don't know.
120Their day's not planned.
121Outside The Hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what.
122You can't just decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that.
123Right.
124Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime.
125It's just a status symbol.
126Bees make too much of it.
127Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it.
128Those ladies?
129Aren't they our cousins too?
130Distant. Distant.
131Look at these two.
132Couple of Hive Harrys.
133Let's have fun with them.
134It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock.
135Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom!
136He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me!
137Oh, my!
138I never thought I'd knock him out.
139What were you doing during this?
140Trying to alert the authorities.
141I can autograph that.
142A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades?
143Yeah. Gusty.
144We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow.
145Six miles, huh?
146Barry!
147A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it.
148Maybe I am.
149You are not!
150We're going 0900 at J-Gate.
151What do you think, buzzy-boy?
152Are you bee enough?
153I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means.
154Hey, Honex!
155Dad, you surprised me.
156You decide what you're interested in?
157Well, there's a lot of choices.
158But you only get one.
159Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day?
160Son, let me tell you about stirring.
161You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around.
162You get yourself into a rhythm.
163It's a beautiful thing.
164You know, Dad, the more I think about it,
165maybe the honey field just isn't right for me.
166You were thinking of what, making balloon animals?
167That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger.
168Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey!
169Barry, you are so funny sometimes.
170I'm not trying to be funny.
171You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer!
172You're gonna be a stirrer?
173No one's listening to me!
174Wait till you see the sticks I have.
175I could say anything right now.
176I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!
177Let's open some honey and celebrate!
178Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"!
179I'm so proud.
180We're starting work today!
181Today's the day.
182Come on! All the good jobs will be gone.
183Yeah, right.
184Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal...
185Is it still available?
186Hang on. Two left!
187One of them's yours! Congratulations!
188Step to the side.
189What'd you get?
190Picking crud out. Stellar!
191Wow!
192Couple of newbies?
193Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!
194Make your choice.
195You want to go first?
196No, you go.
197Oh, my. What's available?
198Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think.
199Any chance of getting the Krelman?
200Sure, you're on.
201I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out.
202Wax monkey's always open.
203The Krelman opened up again.
204What happened?
205A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one.
206Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.
207Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life!
208Oh, this is so hard!
209Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler.
210Barry, what do you think I should... Barry?
211Barry!
212All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine...
213What happened to you?
214Where are you?
215I'm going out.
216Out? Out where?
217Out there.
218Oh, no!
219I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life.
220You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello?
221Another call coming in.
222If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today.
223Hey, guys.
224Look at that.
225Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday?
226Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted.
227It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up.
228Really? Feeling lucky, are you?
229Sign here, here. Just initial that.
230Thank you.
231OK.
232You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain.
233So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats.
234Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us.
235Murphy's in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada!
236That's awful.
237And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans!
238 All right, launch positions!
239Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!
240Black and yellow!
241Hello!
242You ready for this, hot shot?
243Yeah. Yeah, bring it on.
244Wind, check.
245Antennae, check.
246Nectar pack, check.
247Wings, check.
248Stinger, check.
249Scared out of my shorts, check.
250OK, ladies,
251let's move it out!
252Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers!
253All of you, drain those flowers!
254Wow! I'm out!
255I can't believe I'm out!
256So blue.
257I feel so fast and free!
258Box kite!
259Wow!
260Flowers!
261This is Blue Leader, We have roses visual.
262Bring it around 30 degrees and hold.
263Roses!
26430 degrees, roger. Bringing it around.
265Stand to the side, kid.
266It's got a bit of a kick.
267That is one nectar collector!
268Ever see pollination up close?
269No, sir.
270I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it over here. Maybe a dash over there, a pinch on that one.
271See that? It's a little bit of magic.
272That's amazing. Why do we do that?
273That's pollen power. More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us.
274Cool.
275I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow, Could be daisies, Don't we need those?
276Copy that visual.
277Wait. One of these flowers seems to be on the move.
278Say again? You're reporting a moving flower?
279Affirmative.
280That was on the line!
281This is the coolest. What is it?
282I don't know, but I'm loving this color.
283It smells good.
284Not like a flower, but I like it.
285Yeah, fuzzy.
286Chemical-y.
287Careful, guys. It's a little grabby.
288My sweet lord of bees!
289Candy-brain, get off there!
290Problem!
291Guys!
292This could be bad.
293Affirmative.
294Very close.
295Gonna hurt.
296Mama's little boy.
297You are way out of position, rookie!
298Coming in at you like a missile!
299Help me!
300I don't think these are flowers.
301Should we tell him?
302I think he knows.
303What is this?!
304Match point!
305You can start packing up, honey, because you're about to eat it!
306Yowser!
307Gross.
308There's a bee in the car!
309Do something!
310I'm driving!
311Hi, bee.
312He's back here!
313He's going to sting me!
314Nobody move. If you don't move, he won't sting you. Freeze!
315He blinked!
316Spray him, Granny!
317What are you doing?!
318Wow... the tension level out here is unbelievable.
319I gotta get home.
320Can't fly in rain. Can't fly in rain. Can't fly in rain.
321Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down!
322Ken, could you close the window please?
323Ken, could you close the window please?
324Check out my new resume. I made it into a fold-out brochure. You see? Folds out.
325Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this.
326What was that?
327Maybe this time. This time. This time. This time! This time! This... Drapes!
328That is diabolical.
329It's fantastic. It's got all my special skills, even my top-ten favorite movies.
330What's number one? Star Wars?
331Nah, I don't go for that... kind of stuff.
332No wonder we shouldn't talk to them. They're out of their minds.
333When I leave a job interview, they're flabbergasted, can't believe what I say.
334There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out.
335I don't remember the sun having a big 75 on it.
336I predicted global warming. I could feel it getting hotter. At first I thought it was just me.
337Wait! Stop! Bee!
338Stand back. These are winter boots.
339Wait!
340Don't kill him!
341You know I'm allergic to them! This thing could kill me!
342Why does his life have less value than yours?
343Why does his life have any less value than mine? Is that your statement?
344I'm just saying all life has value. You don't know what he's capable of feeling.
345My brochure!
346There you go, little guy.
347I'm not scared of him.It's an allergic thing.
348 Put that on your resume brochure.
349My whole face could puff up.
350Make it one of your special skills.
351Knocking someone out is also a special skill.
352Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks.
353Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night?
354Sure, Ken. You know, whatever.
355You could put carob chips on there.
356Bye.
357Supposed to be less calories.
358Bye.
359I gotta say something. She saved my life. I gotta say something.
360All right, here it goes.
361Nah.
362What would I say?
363I could really get in trouble. It's a bee law. You're not supposed to talk to a human.
364I can't believe I'm doing this. I've got to.
365Oh, I can't do it. Come on!
366No. Yes. No. Do it. I can't.
367How should I start it? "You like jazz?" No, that's no good.
368Here she comes! Speak, you fool!
369Hi!
370I'm sorry. You're talking.
371Yes, I know.
372You're talking!
373I'm so sorry.
374No, it's OK. It's fine.
375I know I'm dreaming. But I don't recall going to bed.
376Well, I'm sure this is very disconcerting.
377This is a bit of a surprise to me. I mean, you're a bee!
378I am. And I'm not supposed to be doing this, but they were all trying to kill me.
379And if it wasn't for you... I had to thank you. It's just how I was raised.
380That was a little weird. I'm talking with a bee.
381Yeah.
382I'm talking to a bee. And the bee is talking to me!
383I just want to say I'm grateful.
384I'll leave now.
385Wait! How did you learn to do that?
386What?
387The talking thing.
388Same way you did, I guess. "Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up.
389That's very funny.
390Yeah.
391Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh, we'd cry with what we have to deal with.
392Anyway... Can I... get you something?
393Like what?
394I don't know. I mean... I don't know. Coffee?
395I don't want to put you out.
396It's no trouble. It takes two minutes.
397It's just coffee.
398I hate to impose.
399Don't be ridiculous!
400Actually, I would love a cup.
401Hey, you want rum cake?
402I shouldn't.
403Have some.
404No, I can't.
405Come on!
406I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms.
407Where?
408These stripes don't help.
409You look great!
410I don't know if you know anything about fashion.
411Are you all right?
412No.
413He's making the tie in the cab as they're flying up Madison.
414He finally gets there.
415He runs up the steps into the church.
416The wedding is on.
417And he says, "Watermelon?
418I thought you said Guatemalan.
419Why would I marry a watermelon?"
420Is that a bee joke?
421That's the kind of stuff we do.
422Yeah, different.
423So, what are you gonna do, Barry?
424About work? I don't know.
425I want to do my part for The Hive, but I can't do it the way they want.
426I know how you feel.
427You do?
428Sure.
429My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist.
430Really?
431My only interest is flowers.
432Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan.
433Anyway, if you look... There's my hive right there. See it?
434You're in Sheep Meadow!
435Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond!
436No way! I know that area. I lost a toe ring there once.
437Why do girls put rings on their toes?
438Why not?
439It's like putting a hat on your knee.
440Maybe I'll try that.
441You all right, ma'am?
442Oh, yeah. Fine.
443Just having two cups of coffee!
444Anyway, this has been great.
445Thanks for the coffee.
446Yeah, it's no trouble.
447Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did, I'd be up the rest of my life.
448Are you...?
449Can I take a piece of this with me?
450Sure! Here, have a crumb.
451Thanks!
452Yeah.
453All right. Well, then... I guess I'll see you around. Or not.
454OK, Barry.
455And thank you so much again... for before.
456Oh, that? That was nothing.
457Well, not nothing, but... Anyway...
458This can't possibly work.
459He's all set to go.
460We may as well try it.
461OK, Dave, pull the chute.
462Sounds amazing.
463It was amazing!
464It was the scariest, happiest moment of my life.
465Humans! I can't believe you were with humans!
466Giant, scary humans!
467What were they like?
468Huge and crazy. They talk crazy.
469They eat crazy giant things.
470They drive crazy.
471Do they try and kill you, like on TV?
472Some of them. But some of them don't.
473How'd you get back?
474Poodle.
475You did it, and I'm glad. You saw whatever you wanted to see.
476You had your "experience." Now you can pick out yourjob and be normal.
477Well...
478Well?
479Well, I met someone.
480You did? Was she Bee-ish?
481A wasp?! Your parents will kill you!
482No, no, no, not a wasp.
483Spider?
484I'm not attracted to spiders.
485I know it's the hottest thing, with the eight legs and all. I can't get by that face.
486So who is she?
487She's... human.
488No, no. That's a bee law. You wouldn't break a bee law.
489Her name's Vanessa.
490Oh, boy.
491She's so nice. And she's a florist!
492Oh, no! You're dating a human florist!
493We're not dating.
494You're flying outside The Hive, talking to humans that attack our homes with power washers and M-80s! One-eighth a stick of dynamite!
495She saved my life! And she understands me.
496This is over!
497Eat this.
498This is not over! What was that?
499They call it a crumb.
500It was so stingin' stripey!
501And that's not what they eat.
502That's what falls off what they eat!
503You know what a Cinnabon is?
504No.
505It's bread and cinnamon and frosting. They heat it up...
506Sit down!
507...really hot!
508Listen to me!
509We are not them! We're us.
510There's us and there's them!
511Yes, but who can deny the heart that is yearning?
512There's no yearning. Stop yearning. Listen to me!
513You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. Thinking bee!
514Thinking bee.
515Thinking bee.
516Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
517There he is. He's in the pool.
518You know what your problem is, Barry?
519I gotta start thinking bee?
520How much longer will this go on?
521It's been three days! Why aren't you working?
522I've got a lot of big life decisions to think about.
523What life? You have no life!
524You have no job. You're barely a bee!
525Would it kill you to make a little honey?
526Barry, come out. Your father's talking to you.
527Martin, would you talk to him?
528Barry, I'm talking to you!
529You coming?
530Got everything?
531All set!
532Go ahead. I'll catch up.
533Don't be too long.
534Watch this!
535Vanessa!
536We're still here.
537I told you not to yell at him.
538He doesn't respond to yelling!
539Then why yell at me?
540Because you don't listen!
541I'm not listening to this.
542Sorry, I've gotta go.
543Where are you going?
544I'm meeting a friend.
545A girl? Is this why you can't decide?
546Bye.
547I just hope she's Bee-ish.
548They have a huge parade of flowers every year in Pasadena?
549To be in the Tournament of Roses, that's every florist's dream!
550Up on a float, surrounded by flowers, crowds cheering.
551A tournament. Do the roses compete in athletic events?
552No. All right, I've got one.
553How come you don't fly everywhere?
554It's exhausting. Why don't you run everywhere? It's faster.
555Yeah, OK, I see, I see.
556All right, your turn.
557TiVo. You can just freeze live TV? That's insane!
558You don't have that?
559We have Hivo, but it's a disease. It's a horrible, horrible disease.
560Oh, my.
561Dumb bees!
562You must want to sting all those jerks.
563We try not to sting. It's usually fatal for us.
564So you have to watch your temper.
565Very carefully.
566You kick a wall, take a walk, write an angry letter and throw it out. Work through it like any emotion: Anger, jealousy, lust.
567Oh, my goodness! Are you OK?
568Yeah.
569What is wrong with you?!
570It's a bug.
571He's not bothering anybody.
572Get out of here, you creep!
573What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular?
574Yeah, it was. How did you know?
575It felt like about 10 pages. Seventy-five is pretty much our limit.
576You've really got that down to a science.
577I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue.
578I'll bet.
579What in the name of Mighty Hercules is this?
580How did this get here? cute Bee, Golden Blossom, Ray Liotta Private Select?
581Is he that actor?
582I never heard of him.
583Why is this here?
584For people. We eat it.
585You don't have enough food of your own?
586Well, yes.
587How do you get it?
588Bees make it.
589I know who makes it! And it's hard to make it!
590There's heating, cooling, stirring. You need a whole Krelman thing!
591It's organic.
592It's our-ganic!
593It's just honey, Barry.
594Just what?!
595Bees don't know about this! This is stealing! A lot of stealing!
596You've taken our homes, schools,hospitals! This is all we have!
597And it's on sale?! I'm getting to the bottom of this.
598I'm getting to the bottom of all of this!
599Hey, Hector. You almost done?
600Almost.
601He is here. I sense it.
602Well, I guess I'll go home now and just leave this nice honey out, with no one around.
603You're busted, box boy!
604I knew I heard something.
605So you can talk!
606I can talk. And now you'll start talking!
607Where you getting the sweet stuff? Who's your supplier?
608I don't understand.
609I thought we were friends.
610The last thing we want to do is upset bees!
611You're too late! It's ours now!
612You, sir, have crossed the wrong sword!
613You, sir, will be lunch for my iguana, Ignacio!
614Where is the honey coming from? Tell me where!
615Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms!
616Crazy person!
617What horrible thing has happened here?
618These faces, they never knew what hit them. And now
619they're on the road to nowhere!
620Just keep still.
621What? You're not dead?
622Do I look dead? They will wipe anything that moves. Where you headed?
623To Honey Farms. I am onto something huge here.
624I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood, crazy stuff. Blows your head off!
625I'm going to Tacoma.
626And you?
627He really is dead.
628All right.
629Uh-oh!
630What is that?!
631Oh, no!
632A wiper! Triple blade!
633Triple blade?
634Jump on! It's your only chance, bee!
635Why does everything have
636to be so doggone clean?!
637How much do you people need to see?!
638Open your eyes!
639Stick your head out the window!
640From NPR News in Washington,
641I'm Carl Kasell.
642But don't kill no more bugs!
643Bee!
644Moose blood guy!!
645You hear something?
646Like what?
647Like tiny screaming.
648Turn off the radio.
649Whassup, bee boy?
650Hey, Blood.
651Just a row of honey jars, as far as the eye could see.
652Wow!
653I assume wherever this truck goes is where they're getting it. I mean, that honey's ours.
654Bees hang tight. We're all jammed in.
655It's a close community.
656Not us, man. We on our own. Every mosquito on his own.
657What if you get in trouble?
658You a mosquito, you in trouble. Nobody likes us. They just smack. See a mosquito, smack, smack!
659At least you're out in the world. You must meet girls.
660Mosquito girls try to trade up, get with a moth, dragonfly. Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito.
661You got to be kidding me!
662Mooseblood's about to leave the building! So long, bee!
663Hey, guys!
664Mooseblood!
665I knew I'd catch y'all down here.
666Did you bring your crazy straw?
667We throw it in jars, slap a label on it, and it's pretty much pure profit.
668What is this place?
669A bee's got a brain the size of a pinhead.
670They are pinheads!
671Pinhead.
672Check out the new smoker.
673Oh, sweet. That's the one you want. The Thomas 3000!
674Smoker?
675Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic. Twice the nicotine, all the tar. A couple breaths of this knocks them right out.
676They make the honey, and we make the money.
677"They make the honey, and we make the money"?
678Oh, my!
679What's going on? Are you OK?
680Yeah. It doesn't last too long.
681Do you know you're in a fake hive with fake walls?
682Our queen was moved here. We had no choice.
683This is your queen? That's a man in women's clothes! That's a drag queen!
684What is this?
685Oh, no!
686There's hundreds of them!
687Bee honey.
688Our honey is being brazenly stolen on a massive scale!
689This is worse than anything bears have done! I intend to do something.
690Oh, Barry, stop.
691Who told you humans are taking our honey? That's a rumor.
692Do these look like rumors?
693That's a conspiracy theory. These are obviously doctored photos. How did you get mixed up in this?
694He's been talking to humans.
695What? Talking to humans?!
696He has a human girlfriend. And they make out!
697Make out? Barry!
698We do not.
699You wish you could.
700Whose side are you on?
701The bees!
702I dated a cricket once in San Antonio. Those crazy legs kept me up all night.
703Barry, this is what you want to do with your life?
704I want to do it for all our lives. Nobody works harder than bees!
705Dad, I remember you coming home so overworked
706your hands were still stirring. You couldn't stop.
707I remember that.
708What right do they have to our honey?
709We live on two cups a year. They put it in lip balm for no reason whatsoever!
710Even if it's true, what can one bee do?
711Sting them where it really hurts.
712In the face! The eye!
713That would hurt.
714No.
715Up the nose? That's a killer.
716There's only one place you can sting the humans, one place where it matters.
717Hive at Five, The Hive's only full-hour action news source.
718No more bee beards!
719With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk. Weather with Storm Stinger. Sports with Buzz Larvi. And Jeanette Chung.
720Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble.
721And I'm Jeanette Ohung.
722A tri-county bee, Barry Benson, intends to sue the human race for stealing our honey, packaging it and profiting from it illegally!
723Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King, we'll have three former queens here in our studio, discussing their new book, classy Ladies, out this week on Hexagon.
724Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson.
725Did you ever think, "I'm a kid from The Hive. I can't do this"?
726Bees have never been afraid to change the world.
727What about Bee Oolumbus? Bee Gandhi? Bejesus?
728Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans.
729We were thinking of stickball or candy stores.
730How old are you?
731The bee community is supporting you in this case, which will be the trial of the bee century.
732You know, they have a Larry King in the human world too.
733It's a common name. Next week...
734He looks like you and has a show and suspenders and colored dots...
735Next week...
736Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the guest even though you just heard 'em.
737Bear Week next week! They're scary, hairy and here live.
738Always leans forward, pointy shoulders, squinty eyes, very Jewish.
739In tennis, you attack at the point of weakness!
740It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81.
741Honey, her backhand's a joke!
742I'm not gonna take advantage of that?
743Quiet, please.
744Actual work going on here.
745Is that that same bee?
746Yes, it is!
747I'm helping him sue the human race.
748Hello.
749Hello, bee.
750This is Ken.
751Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe.
752Why does he talk again?
753Listen, you better go 'cause we're really busy working.
754But it's our yogurt night!
755Bye-bye.
756Why is yogurt night so difficult?!
757You poor thing. You two have been at this for hours!
758Yes, and Adam here has been a huge help.
759Frosting...
760How many sugars?
761Just one. I try not to use the competition.
762So why are you helping me?
763Bees have good qualities. And it takes my mind off the shop. Instead of flowers, people are giving balloon bouquets now.
764Those are great, if you're three.
765And artificial flowers.
766Oh, those just get me psychotic!
767Yeah, me too.
768Bent stingers, pointless pollination.
769Bees must hate those fake things!
770Nothing worse than a daffodil that's had work done.
771Maybe this could make up for it a little bit.
772This lawsuit's a pretty big deal.
773I guess.
774You sure you want to go through with it?
775Am I sure? When I'm done with the humans, they won't be able to say, "Honey, I'm home," without paying a royalty!
776It's an incredible scene here in downtown Manhattan, where the world anxiously waits, because for the first time in history, we will hear for ourselves if a honeybee can actually speak.
777What have we gotten into here, Barry?
778It's pretty big, isn't it?
779I can't believe how many humans don't work during the day.
780You think billion-dollar multinational food companies have good lawyers?
781Everybody needs to stay behind the barricade.
782What's the matter?
783I don't know, I just got a chill.
784Well, if it isn't the bee team.
785You boys work on this?
786All rise! The Honorable Judge Bumbleton presiding.
787All right. Case number 4475,
788Superior Court of New York,
789Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry is now in session.
790Mr. Montgomery, you're representing the five food companies collectively?
791A privilege.
792Mr. Benson... you're representing all the bees of the world?
793I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor, we're ready to proceed.
794Mr. Montgomery, your opening statement, please.
795Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my grandmother was a simple woman. Born on a farm, she believed it was man's divine right to benefit from the bounty of nature God put before us.
796If we lived in the topsy-turvy world Mr. Benson imagines, just think of what would it mean.
797I would have to negotiate with the silkworm for the elastic in my britches!
798Talking bee!
799How do we know this isn't some sort of holographic motion-picture-capture Hollywood wizardry?
800They could be using laser beams! Robotics! Ventriloquism! Cloning! For all we know, he could be on steroids!
801Mr. Benson?
802Ladies and gentlemen, there's no trickery here. I'm just an ordinary bee. Honey's pretty important to me. It's important to all bees. We invented it! We make it. And we protect it with our lives.
803Unfortunately, there are some people in this room who think they can take it from us 'cause we're the little guys!
804I'm hoping that, after this is all over, you'll see how, by taking our honey, you not only take everything we have but everything we are!
805I wish he'd dress like that all the time. So nice!
806Call your first witness.
807So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden of Honey Farms, big company you have.
808I suppose so.
809I see you also own Honeyburton and Honron!
810Yes, they provide beekeepers for our farms.
811Beekeeper. I find that to be a very disturbing term.
812I don't imagine you employ any bee-free-ers, do you?
813No.
814I couldn't hear you.
815No.
816No. Because you don't free bees. You keep bees. Not only that, it seems you thought a bear would be an appropriate image for a jar of honey.
817They're very lovable creatures. Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear.
818You mean like this?
819Bears kill bees!
820How'd you like his head crashing through your living room?! Biting into your couch! Spitting out your throw pillows! OK, that's enough. Take him away.
821So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here. Your name intrigues me. Where have I heard it before?
822I was with a band called The Police.
823But you've never been a police officer, have you?
824No, I haven't.
825No, you haven't. And so here we have yet another example of bee culture casually stolen by a human for nothing more than a prance-about stage name.
826Oh, please.
827Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting? Because I'm feeling a little stung, Sting. Or should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner!
828That's not his real name?! You idiots!
829Mr. Liotta, first, belated congratulations on your Emmy win for a guest spot on ER in 2005.
830Thank you. Thank you.
831I see from your resume that you're devilishly handsome with a churning inner turmoil that's ready to blow.
832I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime?
833Not yet it isn't. But is this what it's come to for you? Exploiting tiny, helpless bees so you don't have to rehearse your part and learn your lines, sir?
834Watch it, Benson! I could blow right now!
835This isn't a goodfella.
836This is a badfella!
837Why doesn't someone just step on this creep, and we can all go home?!
838Order in this court!
839You're all thinking it!
840Order! Order, I say!
841Say it!
842Mr. Liotta, please sit down!
843I think it was awfully nice of that bear to pitch in like that. I think the jury's on our side.
844Are we doing everything right, legally?
845I'm a florist.
846Right. Well, here's to a great team.
847To a great team!
848Well, hello.
849Ken!
850Hello.
851I didn't think you were coming.
852No, I was just late I tried to call, but... the battery.
853I didn't want all this to go to waste,
854so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free.
855Oh, that was lucky.
856There's a little left. I could heat it up.
857Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever.
858So I hear you're quite a tennis player. I'm not much for the game myself. The ball's a little grabby.
859That's where I usually sit. Right... there.
860Ken, Barry was looking at your resume, and he agreed with me that eating with chopsticks isn't really a special skill.
861You think I don't see what you're doing?
862I know how hard it is to find the right job. We have that in common.
863Do we?
864Bees have 100 percent employment, but we do jobs like taking the crud out.
865That's just what I was thinking about doing.
866Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor for his fuzz. I hope that was all right.
867I'm going to drain the old stinger.
868Yeah, you do that.
869Look at that.
870You know, I've just about had it with your little Mind Games.
871What's that?
872Italian Vogue.
873Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages.
874A lot of ads.
875Remember what Van said, why is your life more valuable than mine?
876Funny, I just can't seem to recall that! I think something stinks in here!
877I love the smell of flowers.
878How do you like the smell of flames?!
879Not as much.
880Water bug! Not taking sides!
881Ken, I'm wearing a Chapstick hat!
882This is pathetic!
883I've got issues!
884Well, well, well, a royal flush!
885You're bluffing.
886Am I?
887Surf's up, dude!
888Poo water!
889That bowl is gnarly. Except for those dirty yellow rings!
890Kenneth! What are you doing?!
891You know, I don't even like honey! I don't eat it!
892We need to talk! He's just a little bee!
893And he happens to be the nicest bee I've met in a long time!
894Long time? What are you talking about?! Are there other bugs in your life?
895 No, but there are other things bugging me in life. And you're one of them!
896Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night...
897My nerves are fried from riding on this emotional roller coaster!
898Goodbye, Ken.
899And for your information, I prefer sugar-free, artificial sweeteners made by man!
900I'm sorry about all that.
901I know it's got an aftertaste! I like it!
902I always felt there was some kind of barrier between Ken and me. I couldn't overcome it.
903Oh, well.
904Are you OK for the trial?
905I believe Mr. Montgomery is about out of ideas.
906We would like to call Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand.
907Good idea! You can really see why he's considered one of the best lawyers...
908Yeah.
909Layton, you've gotta weave some magic with this jury, or it's gonna be all over.
910Don't worry. The only thing I have to do to turn this jury around is to remind them of what they don't like about bees.
911You got the tweezers?
912Are you allergic?
913Only to losing, son. Only to losing.
914Mr. Benson Bee, I'll ask you what I think we'd all like to know.
915What exactly is your relationship to that woman?
916We're friends.
917Good friends?
918Yes.
919How good? Do you live together?
920Wait a minute... Are you her little... bedbug?
921I've seen a bee documentary or two. From what I understand, doesn't your queen give birth to all the bee children?
922Yeah, but...
923So those aren't your real parents!
924Oh, Barry...
925Yes, they are!
926Hold me back!
927You're an illegitimate bee, aren't you, Benson?
928He's denouncing bees!
929Don't y'all date your cousins?
930Objection!
931I'm going to pincushion this guy!
932Adam, don't! It's what he wants!
933Oh, I'm hit!! Oh, lordy, I am hit!
934Order! Order!
935The venom! The venom is coursing through my veins! I have been felled by a winged beast of destruction! You see? You can't treat them like equals! They're striped savages! Stinging's the only thing they know! It's their way!
936Adam, stay with me.
937I can't feel my legs.
938What Angel of Mercy will come forward to suck the poison from my heaving buttocks?
939I will have order in this court. Order! Order, please!
940The case of the honeybees versus the human race took a pointed Turn Against the bees yesterday when one of their legal team stung Layton T. Montgomery.
941Hey, buddy.
942Hey.
943Is there much pain?
944Yeah.
945I... I blew the whole case, didn't I?
946It doesn't matter. What matters is
947you're alive. You could have died.
948I'd be better off dead. Look at me.
949They got it from the cafeteria downstairs, in a tuna sandwich. Look, there's a little celery still on it.
950What was it like to sting someone?
951I can't explain it. It was all... All adrenaline and then...and then ecstasy!
952All right.
953You think it was all a trap?
954Of course. I'm sorry. I flew us right into this.
955What were we thinking? Look at us. We're just a couple of bugs in this world.
956What will the humans do to us if they win?
957I don't know.
958I hear they put the roaches in motels. That doesn't sound so bad.
959Adam, they check in, but they don't check out!
960Oh, my.
961Could you get a nurse to close that window?
962Why?
963The smoke.
964Bees don't smoke.
965Right. Bees don't smoke.
966Bees don't smoke!
967But some bees are smoking.
968That's it! That's our case!
969It is? It's not over?
970Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere.
971Get back to the court and stall. Stall any way you can.
972And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub.
973Mr. Flayman.
974Yes? Yes, Your Honor!
975Where is the rest of your team?
976Well, Your Honor, it's interesting. Bees are trained to fly haphazardly, and as a result, we don't make very good time.
977I actually heard a funny story about...
978Your Honor, haven't these ridiculous bugs taken up enough of this court's valuable time? How much longer will we allow these absurd shenanigans to go on?
979They have presented no compelling evidence to support their charges against my clients, who run legitimate businesses.
980I move for a complete dismissal of this entire case!
981Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going to have to consider Mr. Montgomery's motion.
982But you can't! We have a terrific case.
983Where is your proof?
984Where is the evidence?
985Show me the smoking gun!
986Hold it, Your Honor!
987You want a smoking gun? Here is your smoking gun.
988What is that?
989It's a bee smoker!
990What, this? This harmless little contraption? This couldn't hurt a fly, let alone a bee.
991Look at what has happened to bees who have never been asked, "Smoking or non?" Is this what nature intended for us? To be forcibly addicted to smoke machines and man-made wooden slat work camps?
992Living out our lives as honey slaves to the white man?
993What are we gonna do?
994He's playing the species card.
995Ladies and gentlemen, please, free these bees!
996Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees!
997The court finds in favor of the bees!
998Vanessa, we won!
999I knew you could do it! High-five!
1000Sorry.
1001I'm OK! You know what this means?
1002All the honey will finally belong to the bees.
1003Now we won't have to work so hard all the time.
1004This is an unholy perversion of the balance of nature, Benson.
1005You'll regret this.
1006Barry, how much honey is out there?
1007All right. One at a time.
1008Barry, who are you wearing?
1009My sweater is Ralph Lauren, and I have no pants.
1010What if Montgomery's right?
1011What do you mean?
1012We've been living the bee way a long time, 27 million years.
1013Congratulations on your victory. What will you demand as a settlement?
1014First, we'll demand a complete shutdown of all bee work camps.
1015Then we want back the honey that was ours to begin with, every last drop.
1016We demand an end to the glorification of the bear as anything more than a filthy, smelly, bad-breath stink machine.
1017We're all aware of what they do in the woods.
1018Wait for my signal. Take him out.
1019He'll have nauseous for a few hours, then he'll be fine.
1020And we will no longer tolerate bee-negative nicknames...
1021But it's just a prance-about stage name!
1022...unnecessary inclusion of honey in bogus health products and la-dee-da human tea-time snack garnishments.
1023Can't breathe.
1024Bring it in, boys!
1025Hold it right there! Good.
1026Tap it.
1027Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups and there's gallons more coming!
1028I think we need to shut down!
1029Shut down? We've never shut down.
1030Shut down honey production!
1031Stop making honey!
1032Turn your key, sir!
1033What do we do now?
1034Cannonball!
1035We're shutting honey production!
1036Mission abort.
1037Aborting pollination and nectar detail.
1038Returning to base.
1039Adam, you wouldn't believe how much honey was out there.
1040Oh, yeah?
1041What's going on? Where is everybody?
1042Are they out celebrating?
1043They're home.
1044They don't know what to do. Laying out, sleeping in.
1045I heard your Uncle Carl was on his way to San Antonio with a cricket.
1046At least we got our honey back.
1047Sometimes I think, so what if humans liked our honey? Who wouldn't?
1048It's the greatest thing in the world! I was excited to be part of making it.
1049This was my new desk. This was my new job. I wanted to do it really well. And now...
1050Now I can't.
1051I don't understand why they're not happy.
1052I thought their lives would be better!
1053They're doing nothing. It's amazing.
1054Honey really changes people.
1055You don't have any idea what's going on, do you?
1056What did you want to show me?
1057This.
1058What happened here?
1059That is not the half of it.
1060Oh, no. Oh, my.
1061They're all wilting.
1062Doesn't look very good, does it?
1063No.
1064And whose fault do you think that is?
1065You know, I'm gonna guess bees.
1066Bees?
1067Specifically, me.
1068I didn't think bees not needing to make honey would affect all these things.
1069It's not just flowers. Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees.
1070That's our whole SAT test right there.
1071Take away produce, that affects the entire animal kingdom.
1072And then, of course...
1073The human species?
1074So if there's no more pollination, it could all just go south here, couldn't it?
1075I know this is also partly my fault.
1076How about a suicide pact?
1077How do we do it?
1078I'll sting you, you step on me.
1079That just kills you twice.
1080Right, right.
1081Listen, Barry... sorry, but I gotta get going.
1082I had to open my mouth and talk.
1083Vanessa?
1084Vanessa? Why are you leaving?
1085Where are you going?
1086To the final Tournament of Roses parade in Pasadena.
1087They've moved it to this weekend because all the flowers are dying.
1088It's the Last Chance I'll ever have to see it.
1089Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry.
1090I never meant it to turn out like this.
1091I know. Me neither.
1092Tournament of Roses.
1093Roses can't do sports.
1094Wait a minute. Roses. Roses?
1095Roses!
1096Vanessa!
1097Roses?!
1098Barry?
1099Roses are flowers!
1100Yes, they are.
1101Flowers, bees, pollen!
1102I know.
1103That's why this is the last parade.
1104Maybe not.
1105Could you ask him to slow down?
1106Could you slow down?
1107Barry!
1108OK, I made a huge mistake.
1109This is a total disaster, all my fault.
1110Yes, it kind of is.
1111I've ruined the planet. I wanted to help you with the flower shop. I've made it worse.
1112Actually, it's completely closed down.
1113I thought maybe you were remodeling.
1114But I have another idea, and it's greater than my previous ideas combined.
1115I don't want to hear it!
1116All right, they have the roses, the roses have the pollen.
1117I know every bee, plant and flower bud in this park.
1118All we gotta do is get what they've got back here with what we've got.
1119Bees.
1120Park.
1121Pollen!
1122Flowers.
1123Repollination!
1124Across the nation!
1125Tournament of Roses, Pasadena, California.
1126They've got nothing but flowers, floats and cotton candy.
1127Security will be tight.
1128I have an idea.
1129Vanessa Bloome, FTD.
1130Official floral business. It's real.
1131Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch.
1132Thank you. It was a gift.
1133Once inside, we just pick the right float.
1134How about The Princess and the Pea?
1135I could be the princess, and you could be the pea!
1136Yes, I got it.
1137Where should I sit?
1138What are you?
1139I believe I'm the pea.
1140The pea?
1141It goes under the mattresses.
1142Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart.
1143I'm getting the marshal.
1144You do that! This whole parade is a fiasco!
1145Let's see what this baby'll do.
1146Hey, what are you doing?!
1147Then all we do is blend in with traffic... without arousing suspicion.
1148Once at the airport, there's no stopping us.
1149Stop! Security.
1150You and your insect pack your float?
1151Yes.
1152Has it been in your possession the entire time?
1153Would you remove your shoes?
1154Remove your stinger.
1155It's part of me.
1156I know. Just having some fun.
1157Enjoy your flight.
1158Then if we're lucky, we'll have just enough pollen to do the job.
1159Can you believe how lucky we are? We have just enough pollen to do the job!
1160I think this is gonna work.
1161It's got to work.
1162Attention, passengers, this is Captain Scott. We have a bit of bad weather in New York. It looks like we'll experience a couple hours delay.
1163Barry, these are cut flowers with no water. They'll never make it.
1164I gotta get up there and talk to them.
1165Be careful.
1166Can I get help with the Sky Mall magazine? I'd like to order the talking inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer.
1167Captain, I'm in a real situation.
1168What'd you say, Hal?
1169Nothing.
1170Bee!
1171Don't freak out! My entire species...
1172What are you doing?
1173Wait a minute! I'm an attorney!
1174Who's an attorney?
1175Don't move.
1176Oh, Barry.
1177Good afternoon, passengers. This is your captain. Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B please report to the cockpit? And please hurry!
1178What happened here?
1179There was a DustBuster, a toupee, a life raft exploded.
1180One's bald, one's in a boat, they're both unconscious!
1181Is that another bee joke?
1182No!
1183No one's flying the plane!
1184This is JFK control tower, Flight 356. What's your status?
1185This is Vanessa Bloome. I'm a florist from New York.
1186Where's the pilot?
1187He's unconscious, and so is the copilot.
1188Not good. Does anyone onboard have flight experience?
1189As a matter of fact, there is.
1190Who's that?
1191Barry Benson.
1192From the honey trial?! Oh, great.
1193Vanessa, this is nothing more than a big metal bee.
1194It's got giant wings, huge engines.
1195I can't fly a plane.
1196Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot?
1197Yes.
1198How hard could it be?
1199Wait, Barry!
1200We're headed into some lightning.
1201This is Bob Bumble. We have some late-breaking news from JFK Airport, where a suspenseful scene is developing.
1202Barry Benson, fresh from his legal victory...
1203That's Barry!
1204...is attempting to land a plane, loaded with people, flowers and an incapacitated flight crew.
1205Flowers?!
1206We have a storm in the area and two individuals at the controls with absolutely no flight experience.
1207Just a minute. There's a bee on that plane.
1208I'm quite familiar with Mr. Benson and his no-account compadres.
1209They've done enough damage.
1210But isn't he your only hope?
1211Technically, a bee shouldn't be able to fly at all.
1212Their wings are too small... Haven't we heard this a million times?
1213"The surface area of the wings and body mass make no sense."
1214Get this on the air!
1215Got it.
1216Stand by.
1217We're going live.
1218The way we work may be a mystery to you. Making honey takes a lot of bees doing a lot of small jobs.
1219But let me tell you about a small job. If you do it well, it makes a big difference.
1220More than we realized. To us, to everyone.
1221That's why I want to get bees back to working together. That's the bee way! We're not made of Jell-O.
1222We get behind a fellow.
1223Black and yellow!
1224Hello!
1225Left, right, down, hover.
1226Hover?
1227Forget hover.
1228This isn't so hard.
1229Beep-beep! Beep-beep!
1230Barry, what happened?!
1231Wait, I think we were on autopilot the whole time.
1232That may have been helping me.
1233And now we're not!
1234So it turns out I cannot fly a plane.
1235All of you, let's get behind this fellow! Move it out!
1236Move out!
1237Our only chance is if I do what I'd do, you copy me with the wings of the plane!
1238Don't have to yell.
1239I'm not yelling! We're in a lot of trouble.
1240It's very hard to concentrate with that panicky tone in your voice!
1241It's not a tone. I'm panicking!
1242I can't do this!
1243Vanessa, pull yourself together. You have to snap out of it!
1244You snap out of it.
1245You snap out of it.
1246You snap out of it!
1247You snap out of it!
1248You snap out of it!
1249You snap out of it!
1250You snap out of it!
1251You snap out of it!
1252Hold it!
1253Why? Come on, it's my turn.
1254How is the plane flying?
1255I don't know.
1256Hello?
1257Benson, got any flowers for a happy occasion in there?
1258The Pollen Jocks!
1259They do get behind a fellow.
1260Black and yellow.
1261Hello.
1262All right, let's drop this tin can on the blacktop.
1263Where? I can't see anything. Can you?
1264No, nothing. It's all cloudy.
1265Come on. You got to think bee, Barry.
1266Thinking bee.
1267Thinking bee.
1268Thinking bee!
1269Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
1270Wait a minute. I think I'm feeling something.
1271What?
1272I don't know. It's strong, pulling me.
1273Like a 27-million-year-old instinct.
1274Bring the nose down.
1275Thinking bee!
1276Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
1277What in the world is on the tarmac?
1278Get some lights on that!
1279Thinking bee!
1280Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
1281Vanessa, aim for the flower.
1282OK.
1283Cut the engines. We're going in on bee power. Ready, boys?
1284Affirmative!
1285Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it.
1286Land on that flower!
1287Ready? Full reverse!
1288Spin it around!
1289Not that flower! The other one!
1290Which one?
1291That flower.
1292I'm aiming at the flower!
1293That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt.
1294I mean the giant pulsating flower made of millions of bees!
1295Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up.
1296Rotate around it.
1297This is insane, Barry!
1298This's the only way I know how to fly.
1299Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane flying in an insect-like pattern?
1300Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid. Smell it. Full reverse!
1301Just drop it. Be a part of it.
1302Aim for the center!
1303Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman!
1304Come on, already.
1305Barry, we did it! You taught me how to fly!
1306Yes. No high-five!
1307Right.
1308Barry, it worked!
1309Did you see the giant flower?
1310What giant flower? Where? Of course
1311I saw the flower! That was genius!
1312Thank you.
1313But we're not done yet.
1314Listen, everyone!
1315This runway is covered with the last pollen from the last flowers available anywhere on Earth.
1316That means this is our Last Chance. We're the only ones who make honey, pollinate flowers and dress like this.
1317If we're gonna survive as a species, this is our moment! What do you say?
1318Are we going to be bees, or just Museum of Natural History keychains?
1319We're bees!
1320Keychain!
1321Then follow me! Except Keychain.
1322Hold on, Barry. Here. You've earned this.
1323Yeah!
1324I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves.
1325Oh, yeah.
1326That's our Barry.
1327Mom! The bees are back!
1328If anybody needs to make a call, now's the time. I got a feeling we'll be working late tonight!
1329Here's your change. Have a great afternoon! Can I help who's next?
1330Would you like some honey with that?
1331It is bee-approved. Don't forget these.
1332Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me. And I don't see a nickel!
1333Sometimes I just feel like a piece of meat!
1334I had no idea.
1335Barry, I'm sorry.
1336Have you got a moment?
1337Would you excuse me?
1338My mosquito associate will help you.
1339Sorry I'm late.
1340He's a lawyer too?
1341I was already a blood-sucking parasite. All I needed was a briefcase.
1342Have a great afternoon!
1343Barry, I just got this huge tulip order, and I can't get them anywhere.
1344No problem, Vannie. Just leave it to me.
1345You're a lifesaver, Barry. Can I help who's next?
1346All right, scramble, jocks! It's time to fly.
1347Thank you, Barry!
1348That bee is living my life!
1349Let it go, Kenny.
1350When will this nightmare end?!
1351Let it all go.
1352Beautiful day to fly.
1353Sure is.
1354Between you and me,
1355I was dying to get out of that office.
1356You have got to start thinking bee, my friend.
1357Thinking bee!
1358Me?
1359Hold it. Let's just stop for a second. Hold it.
1360I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone. Can we stop here?
1361I'm not making a major life decision during a production number!
1362All right. Take ten, everybody. Wrap it up, guys.
1363I had virtually no rehearsal for that.